The next moment when he opened his eyes he realised that he was in a TAXI, but there was no one else with him. He asked the driver,
"Where am I ?"
"You are dead!!" the taxi driver answered.
"What? dead?? Oh.....Thank GOD!!" the old man said.
"What? You are happy?? Usually people start crying when I reveal the bad news!!" the driver said.
"Bad news?? this is GOOD news!! I can finally be with my wife, she died last month"
"So that's why your so happy?
Where do you think you will go?
Heaven? or Hell?" the driver asks,
"I'll go wherever she went."
"Good! Together even after death!!"
"Thanks," the old man replies,"But tell me where did you go? Heaven? or Hell?"
"I did't go anywhere!!"
"What??"
"I didn't do anything bad, so I didn't go to hell, I didn't do anything good, so I didn't go to heaven!!
As I got kicked out of both the places, I rented a car from St.Peter and continued my profession as a Taxi driver."
"Brilliant!!" exclaimed the old man amused by the drivers little story.
"Thanks," the driver replied,"And now our journey comes to an end! This is a T junction.
to your left is 21 b DEVIL Street, and to your right is 22C GOD Street."
"Thanks."the old man replied.
"Good Luck!!"
"Thanks again."
The old man started walking again. He read the sign which said-
"22 C GOD STREET"
Pleased at what he saw, he started heading that way. But then he saw a man lying in the middle of the street. the old went closer to him and said, "Hi bob"
"Marks??,"the man lying on the road got up and asked,"Is that really you??"
"Yes!!" the old man said,"but what are you doing here?? Didn't you go to heaven??"
"Yes, I did go to heaven," Bob replied,"But God assigned me as a guide to fellow passengers!!
So where do you want to go?? Heaven? or Hell?"
"Well..........I want to go wherever Lara went."
"Who's Lara??"
"She's my wife, she died last month.
Have you met her? Where did she go??"
"I don't remember any Lara," replied Bob,"But if you have a photo, I might recognise her!"
"A photo?? Yes! Yes! I do!"
"Where is it?" asked Bob
"In my suitcase?"
"Where is your suitcase?"
" My suitcase? I think it is back on earth." the old man replied.
"How coul you be so careless??"